EUROTARDED

Here's another story about Germans blowing things up and killing people.

"A German charged with murder for causing a gas explosion that destroyed half an apartment building and killed his neighbor, told a court Wednesday he was only trying to kill himself because he was lovesick."

That's what you get for banning guns, dummies. An American would've just shot himself in the head. And, as a bonus for humanity, he probably would've taken out the ex, too.

The accused

When informed that the one fatality was Jewish, a look of relief swept over the young Berliner's face. "Every cloud has a silver lining, I guess," he said. Add some tuneless techno music and you've got yourself a German movie.