"Boulder police have ticketed about a dozen people running naked on the street while sporting freshly gutted pumpkins on their heads as part of an annual Halloween event."How do you ticket a naked pumpkin runner? It's Boulder, so they're probably college students, probably have herpes, and probably don't have ID's on them.
"The citations for indecent exposure Friday night came as dozens of other costumed revelers, including a man with a red cape and a sword, chanted to police officers to let go of the streakers and 'find real criminals.'"The police then briefly scanned the crowd for the blackest looking person and proceeded to beat him senselessly. Then everyone shared a hearty laugh as they realized what a stereotypical situation they were in. When reached for comment, the Headless Horseman said, "I would've f***ed those cracker pigs up, man."
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